Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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