Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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