I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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