someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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