windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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