They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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