Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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