Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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