i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
