rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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