he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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