going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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