i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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