weddingsv make me drug and hornr
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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