Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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