Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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