i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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