I feel like abortions should bother me more
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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