is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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