Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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