She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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