Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize