I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Randomize
