Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
