foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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