and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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