Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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