She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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