So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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