Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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