I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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