Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We don't watch enough power rangers
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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