Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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