he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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