Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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