I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
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