Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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