worst night to have a conscience
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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