she looked like the bat from fern gully.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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