More tranny stories later!
I've blown a few things in my day
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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