gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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