do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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