What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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