Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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