Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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