I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm passing your future prison.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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