we're blogging at a bar
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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