i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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