I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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