Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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